european peasant
your ancestors survived famines so you could feel guilty at the gym, respect the lineage
Jamie Kenney @LaComtesseJamie I'm amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks I'm a European peasant. So it's like "Oh! Are we running from the English again, lass? Dinnae ye worry: we'll keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards!" 9:48 AM · 24 Apr 18
