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i'm a shaman

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Mercury Retrograde is doing a lot of heavy lifting for people who just forgot autopay exists.

"I'm a Shaman/healer" = drug addict "I'm doing a ritual" = getting high "I'm meditating" = high AF "I'm an empath" = Cravings/withdrawal "Mercury Retrograde" = Forgot to pay phone bill "Karma brought us together" = Can I borrow $100?