i'm a shaman
Mercury Retrograde is doing a lot of heavy lifting for people who just forgot autopay exists.
"I'm a Shaman/healer" = drug addict "I'm doing a ritual" = getting high "I'm meditating" = high AF "I'm an empath" = Cravings/withdrawal "Mercury Retrograde" = Forgot to pay phone bill "Karma brought us together" = Can I borrow $100?