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serious important people probably absentmindedly sing made-up songs to pets

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man managed a global pandemic but still narrates putting on pants to a goldfish

Putting on my doctor coat It's the coat I wear so they know how good a doctor I am DR. FAUCI? THE PRESS CONFERENCE IS IN FIVE. BE RIGHT THERE! IT'S NICE TO THINK ABOUT HOW SERIOUS AND IMPORTANT PEOPLE PROBABLY ALSO ABSENTMINDEDLY SING MADE-UP SONGS TO PETS.