Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Understanding
turns out 'protecting the children' is just a warrant with extra steps
WHY IS THIS RESPONSIBLE... WE NEED TO STOP INTERNET PIRACY, SO WE SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT DOWN QUESTIONABLE WEBSITES. BUT THIS IS INSANE? WE'RE SHUTTING DOWN YOUR BUSINESS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. WHAT? WHY? THE SHOP NEXT DOOR SAID YOUR PRODUCTS ARE SIMILAR TO THEIRS. WHY IS THIS REASONABLE... WE'RE KEEPING EVERYONE'S EMAIL, BUT WE ONLY LOOK AT IT IF WE THINK SOMEONE IS A CRIMINAL. BUT THIS IS UNIMAGINABLE? YOUR LETTER WAS OPENED AND ITS CONTENTS WERE SCANNED. WE PROMISE NOT TO READ IT UNLESS WE NEED TO. BY THE WAY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ACTIVE SEX LIFE. WHY IS THIS PRUDENT... WE WANT TO MONITOR YOUR DOWNLOADS AND BEHAVIORS ONLINE TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN. BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS? WE'RE SEARCHING YOUR HOUSE TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE CHILD PORN! DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT? WHAT'RE YOU, A PEDOPHILE? FUN FACT: PEOPLE ARE CITIZENS WHILE ON THE INTERNET TOO
