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dad critiques linkedin culture after daughter's ballet recital

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Andrew Tobin · 2nd ✓ Following Award Losing Creative Director - at theandrewtobin.com 3h · 🔒 My 4-year old froze on stage at her first ballet recital. "I failed." she told me after the show. I looked at her heartbroken, with tears in my eyes. "No. I failed you. But today, you've given me more than I could've ever asked for. You gave me a sad kid story to post on LinkedIn." "Link what?" she asked. "LinkedIn." I replied. "A place where depressing personal anecdotes involving imaginary children are posted and mined for engagements in order to boost one's own professional identity." She looked at me confused. "But dad–" I cut her off. "Shhhh."

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