political quadrants
four women, zero good options, this is the timeline we built
Authoritarian Kim Yo Jong - Will show you her real Communism. - Will give you your own tank. - Will never let you get fat. Left This Guy - PoC - LGBTQ+ - Female* - Body positive Abby Shapiro - Honest to goodness Trad-Wife. - Will introduce you to her brother at Thanksgiving. - Will convert you into the Jew you've always secretly wished you could be. Right Belle Delphine - Is an extremely successful entrepreneur - Probably doesn't pay taxes. - Acts like a 12 year old. Libertarian *As far as you care.