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performance review

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used your legally allotted sick days and somehow that's the plot twist

HELLO, STAN. IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW / YOU'VE DONE AMAZING WORK! BEYOND OUR WILDEST DREAMS! ABSOLUTELY PERFECT / BUT... YOU DID USE ONE OF YOUR ALOTTED SICK DAYS / PLEASE HAVE YOUR OFFICE CLEARED OUT BY THE END OF THE DAY / THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ELIZABETH SCHMID @MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM