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New SEC Rule: Wall Street Will Now Only Allow Traders Who Wear A Top Hat And Monocle And Carry Around Giant Bags Of Money

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turns out the Monopoly guy wasn't a caricature, he was a LinkedIn success story.

NO ADMITTANCE UNLESS YOU WEAR A TOP HAT AND MONOCLE AND CARRY AROUND GIANT BAGS OF MONEY NYSE GTS ACN