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SEEKING NEW POLYCULE MEMBER We recently had a defector in our polycule and are seeking a new member. A bit about us: • Fun-loving, diverse, ragtag bunch of lover people • We love long walks on the beach (in a line or 3:4 formation), trying new restaurants (we share dishes family-style of course), and watching romantic comedies (chosen by majority vote) while cuddled up on our XL couch! Needs: • Must live on-site, rent is ~$1,570/month (including utilities) • Must commit exclusively to our polycule (absolutely NO sneaky links) • Any gender welcome; must be sexually open to all our members • 5'5"-5'10" preferred, for practical positioning reasons Apply here: tinyurl.com/join-polycule you can't click on this link because this is printed paper, you will need to type it into your browser

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