intellectuals of the world wide web unite
nothing says 'we're here to help' like chaining the peasants for their own good
WRONG WRONG WRONG POWER TO THE COMPUTER ON BUTTON INTELLECTUALS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB UNITE TO HELP THE UNEDUCATED LOWER CLASS WHO STILL REFUSE TO ACCEPT OUR HELP OR SMART BELIEFS IF WE CAN TEACH THEM TO UNDERSTAND WHY WE HATE THEM, THEN MAYBE THEY CAN LEARN TO LOVE US
