dilbert's hazmat suit protection from corporate communication protocols
HR invented a whole biohazard protocol before they invented leaving people alone
DILBERT BY SCOTT ADAMS DILBERT, I NEED YOU TO WEAR THIS HARAZZMAT SUIT WHEN YOU MEET WITH TINA. TINA WILL ALSO BE WEARING A HARAZZMAT SUIT. THE SUITS WILL PREVENT YOU FROM TRYING TO HARASS EACH OTHER. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK DIRECTLY. A RADIO INSIDE THE SUIT WILL TRANSMIT YOUR WORDS TO OUR HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT. HUMAN RESOURCES WILL SCRUB YOUR SENTENCES OF ANY INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT BEFORE DELIVERY. DO YOU WEAR A HARAZZMAT SUIT WHEN YOU TALK TO TINA PRIVATELY? NO, BUT SHE WEARS THREE OF THEM.
