did you have som scissors?
finally an insurance plan that covers both your deductible and your hate crime
"DO YOU HAVE SOME SCISSORS?" Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And cultural appropriation is the sincerest form of asking for trouble. When a white male (or Jew, whatever) is seen with dreadlocks, social justice must be served. At Regressive, we imbue you with righteous authority to physically threaten and restrain appearance criminals. That'll teach 'em to mix cultures (don't worry - you can still keep your iPhone). MLK would be so proud. 1-800-REGRESSIVE / Now That's Regressive. REGRESSIVE Pictured: Bonita Tindle
