medieval military strategist blames horse for castle breach, misses obvious expl
pawns promoting to queens is somehow the least unhinged rule in this game
SIRE! THE OPPOSING FORCES HAVE BROKEN THROUGH OUR DEFENSES! A HORSE JUMPED OVER OUR CASTLE AND LANDED ON ONE OF THE PRIESTS. BLAST! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. HAVE OUR INFANTRY RUSH INTO ENEMY TERRITORY. ANY WHO SURVIVE WILL BECOME EXACT REPLICAS OF MY WIFE. WHAT? HOW? WE BUILT AN IMPENETRABLE WALL! CHESS IS WEIRD
