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7 stages of life

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stage 7 is vague on purpose and that's what makes it the most credible life goal i've ever seen

the 7 stages of life: 1)you're born [weird, right? like one day you don't exist, the next you do? wtf] 2)learn how to be a person 3)make ambitious plans 4)fail at everything 5)new modest plans 6)develop dark sense of humor to prevent insanity 7)revenge